Sure to Be a X-Mas Classic
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Finally there’s a movie for all seasons—combining the action of a summer blockbuster with the heartfelt cheer of a holiday classic. Don’t miss XXX-Mass—a Christmas adventure where the action is hotter than a chestnut roasting over an open fire.

Vin Diesel is Kris Kringle, a mild-mannered toymaker and ex-CIA operative who gets wrapped up in a conspiracy for global domination. Scrooge (Dennis Hopper), the CEO of the nefarious Grinch Enterprises, has developed a plan to unleash an army of mechanical X-Mas cheer-eating insects known as the Hum Bugs. But when Scrooge burns down Kringle’s workshop, guess who’s coming to town to even the score?

This is no holly-jolly-belly-full-of-jelly-shaking-merry-maker but truly a Santa for the new millennium—a merchant of death, dealing a fist full of yule tide and a stocking stuffed with whup ass. With his high-tech team of robo-reindeer—Blitzen, the demolition expert, Donner, the rogue deer, Comet, heavy artillery “bamb-o,” Cupid & Vixen, the foxy seductresses, Prancer & Dancer, a tag-team kung-fu force to be reckoned with, Dasher, both the fastest and the funniest of the team—these heroes deck the halls with vengeance. Super Santa knows who’s been naughty, and it’s time to make them pay.

Check out this thrilling clip as St. Nick starts wielding his brutal revenge:

Grinch Henchman #1: “Do you hear what I hear?”

Henchman #2: “It must be Santa Claus!”

Henchman #1 (Referring to alarm system): “Come on, ring those bells.”

Henchman #2 (Triggering alarm system): “Here comes Santa Claus!”

Kringle (Entering room from darkness, surrounded by Grinch Henchmen): “Let’s rock around the Christmas tree.”

Begins fighting until one Henchman is left standing.

Kringle: “All I want for Christmas is your front teeth!”

Also starring Orlando Bloom as the lead elf and Angelina Jolie as the sultry Mrs. Claus (Code Name: Sugar Plum Fairy), XXX-Mass is a star-studded sleigh ride of cliché action and generic excitement.

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