Celebrity Buzz
SEARCH IN  
Click here to buy posters
In Association with Amazon.com
 
If I see another picture of that Suri Cruise kid with a bottle in her mouth, I might have to fire off a strongly-worded memo to Tom and Katie. That kid’s been on a bottle for too long. But hey, don’t listen to me, Tom and Katie. Just wait until you get the orthodontist’s bill.

****

And what about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie constantly carrying those kids around? They’re all old enough to walk, aren’t they? Those kids are all going to look like they just got off a horse, after being carted around on someone’s hip all the time.

*****

Hey, what do you make of Amy Winehouse and her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil? What a couple of birds. All I knew about Amy Winehouse is that she sings that horrible “Rehab” song. Inspirational, it ain’t.

  
 
These two are apparently so far gone into heavy drugdom that their parents are making impassioned pleas for the couple to clean themselves up. Amy and Blake, it seems, don’t feel that either of them have a drug problem. They’ve quit rehab twice.

Recently, the two had some sort of brawl in their London hotel room after Blake caught Amy doing drugs with a prostitute. He had scratches and bruises and she had black eyes.

Sounds like another Sid Vicious-Nancy Spungeon relationship. That’s scary.

****

Happy-go-lucky Owen Wilson attempted suicide, credited to a drug problem. Who knew?

*****

Nicky and Paris Hilton have both come out with new fashion lines. Do you think they’re uniforms for the residents of Paris’s “transitional housing” for recidivist female prisoners? I haven’t heard anything about that project getting off the ground.

P.S. O.J. is still looking for the real killer. Just in case you were wondering.

*****

Lindsay Lohan had a dirty drug test in rehab. Is there any hope for this young woman?

*****

Hey, guess who’s in jail for domestic violence? El DeBarge. Remember him? He had that big hit “Rhythm of the Night” in the late 1980s and was briefly married to Janet Jackson.

*****

Wayne Newton (“Mr. Las Vegas”) is going to be on the next season of Dancing With the Stars. What’s next, Wayne? Cruise ships?

******

The court files in the Britney Spears-Kevin Federline divorce indicate allegations of child neglect. Apparently, the little Federline kids have poor dental hygiene and bad eating and sleeping habits. Those poor little kids. You can take the parents out of the trailer park. Yada, yada yada.

******

British medium Dilys Gater, author of a “psychic biography” about the late Gone With the Wind star Vivien Leigh, claims he’s communicated with Ms. Leigh in the afterlife, and the late actress is not at all happy in the Great Beyond. Gater claims Leigh told him, “There aren’t any working men’s clubs or stand-up comics here.”

Hmmm boy…they’re out there, aren’t they?

*****

Finally, congratulations to Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady on the birth of their baby boy. So can we be done now? For the love of Pete, all this woman did was parade around, showing her pregnant belly to paparazzi everywhere. Like no one else in the world has ever been pregnant.

Hey, Bridget—been there, done that.

Stay tuned for more buzz.

Submissions Contributors Advertise About Us Contact Us Disclaimer Privacy Links Awards Request Review Contributor Login
© Copyright 2002 - 2018 NightsAndWeekends.com. All rights reserved.