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SNEDEKERVILLE, PA Sunday wasn’t a pleasant day for Jim Berry. He awoke with a serious headache—and a faint recollection of the night before.
“I don’t know exactly how I got here,” said Berry, who woke up in the middle of a grove of trees behind his friend’s house in Snedekerville, following what he assumes must have been a pretty wild and crazy party.
Other than that, Berry remembers very little of the evening. He has attempted to piece together parts of the evening, with the help of some of his friends, but he’s still missing several details.
“It would have been so much better had I just stayed away from the Mystery Punch,” said Berry, referring to a mysterious brown liquid that tasted much like what he imagined battery acid to taste like. He’s not sure how many glasses of the punch he had, though he knows it’s most likely somewhere around 16.
“I remember talking to some chick, though,” Berry recalled. “I think it may have been Warner’s sister. All I remember is she was really hot. I have no idea what I said to her, though.” With his aching head in his hands, Berry added, “Oh…. I hope I didn’t make a total fool of myself.”
Apparently, Berry did embarrass himself slightly, since one of his friends is pretty sure he remembers seeing Berry wearing a pink tutu and dancing on the coffee table. Though Berry denied it, he admits that he may have found traces of shimmery blue eye shadow still on his eyelid.
Berry—who spent the rest of the day lying on the couch, with his head buried under a pillow—is unsure whether or not he dares to show his face in Snedekerville again. He has vowed that he’ll never, ever, ever drink again. Except for at his cousin Larry’s party next weekend.
Kristin Dreyer Kramer has been writing in some form or another (usually when she was supposed to be doing something else) since the ripe old age of ten—when she, her cousin, and their two Cabbage Patch Dolls formed the Poo Authors’ Club. After a short career in advertising, Kristin got sick of always saying nice things about stuff that didn’t deserve it—so now she spends her days criticizing things, and she’s much happier for it.
Since creating NightsAndWeekends.com in February of 2002, Kristin has spent her life surrounded by piles and piles of books and movies—so many that her office has become a kind of entertainment obstacle course.
As if her writing and editing responsibilities for N&W.com weren’t enough to keep her out of trouble, Kristin also hosts a number of weekly radio shows: Reel Discovery, Shelf Discovery, and On the Marquee. She’s also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (CriticsChoice.com), the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA.org), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS.org), and the Women Film Critics Circle (WFCC.Wordpress.com).
Kristin lives in Columbus, Ohio, with her husband, Paul, and their daughter, Anna. She welcomes questions, comments, and fan mail at kdk@nightsandweekends.com.
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Kristin Dreyer Kramer has been writing in some form or another (usually when she was supposed to be doing something else) since the ripe old age of ten—when she, her cousin, and their two Cabbage Patch Dolls formed the Poo Authors’ Club. After a short career in advertising, Kristin got sick of always saying nice things about stuff that didn’t deserve it—so now she spends her days criticizing things, and she’s much happier for it.
Since creating NightsAndWeekends.com in February of 2002, Kristin has spent her life surrounded by piles and piles of books and movies—so many that her office has become a kind of entertainment obstacle course.
As if her writing and editing responsibilities for N&W.com weren’t enough to keep her out of trouble, Kristin also hosts a number of weekly radio shows: Reel Discovery, Shelf Discovery, and On the Marquee. She’s also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (CriticsChoice.com), the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA.org), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS.org), and the Women Film Critics Circle (WFCC.Wordpress.com).
Kristin lives in Columbus, Ohio, with her husband, Paul, and their daughter, Anna. She welcomes questions, comments, and fan mail at kdk@nightsandweekends.com.
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