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NEW YORK, NY Long-time produce man Peter
Piper has decided to expand his profession—and reposition his production, placing it in
the Big Apple. His new produce shop, Peter Piper’s Plentiful Produce Palace, is
scheduled to open next Tuesday. It will provide its patrons with a plethora of produce
products—beyond the products that Piper previously provided.
Beginning as
a pre-teen, Peter Piper picked all kinds of produce—primarily pickled peppers. The
peppers were plentiful, and Piper premiered a puny produce stand, where people could
purchase as many pickled peppers as they could transport. But the pickled pepper market
wasn’t profitable enough to support Piper and his spouse, Penelope.
So
Piper planned to expand his produce business. On top of pickled peppers, Piper’s Produce
featured a plethora of produce—like plums and peaches and pears and even parsley and
peanuts.
Piper’s business was a success. But, placed in Pittsburgh,
Pennsylvania, the produce stand wasn’t as profitable as possible. Piper was now a
professional in the produce industry, and he was planning to move on to bigger things.
His parents and his friends—as well as his patrons—prompted Piper to expand. The Big
Apple, they imparted, would provide plentiful opportunities for his produce-picking
profession. So he packed up his possessions and planned to open New York’s premier
produce palace. And that place opens its doors next Tuesday.
“The
Plentiful Produce Palace is exceptional when it comes to produce places in the Big
Apple,” professes Piper. “I promise my patrons will be pleased.”
Kristin Dreyer Kramer has been writing in some form or another (usually when she was supposed to be doing something else) since the ripe old age of ten—when she, her cousin, and their two Cabbage Patch Dolls formed the Poo Authors’ Club. After a short career in advertising, Kristin got sick of always saying nice things about stuff that didn’t deserve it—so now she spends her days criticizing things, and she’s much happier for it.
Since creating NightsAndWeekends.com in February of 2002, Kristin has spent her life surrounded by piles and piles of books and movies—so many that her office has become a kind of entertainment obstacle course.
As if her writing and editing responsibilities for N&W.com weren’t enough to keep her out of trouble, Kristin also hosts a number of weekly radio shows: Reel Discovery, Shelf Discovery, and On the Marquee. She’s also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (CriticsChoice.com), the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA.org), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS.org), and the Women Film Critics Circle (WFCC.Wordpress.com).
Kristin lives in Columbus, Ohio, with her husband, Paul, and their daughter, Anna. She welcomes questions, comments, and fan mail at kdk@nightsandweekends.com.
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Kristin Dreyer Kramer has been writing in some form or another (usually when she was supposed to be doing something else) since the ripe old age of ten—when she, her cousin, and their two Cabbage Patch Dolls formed the Poo Authors’ Club. After a short career in advertising, Kristin got sick of always saying nice things about stuff that didn’t deserve it—so now she spends her days criticizing things, and she’s much happier for it.
Since creating NightsAndWeekends.com in February of 2002, Kristin has spent her life surrounded by piles and piles of books and movies—so many that her office has become a kind of entertainment obstacle course.
As if her writing and editing responsibilities for N&W.com weren’t enough to keep her out of trouble, Kristin also hosts a number of weekly radio shows: Reel Discovery, Shelf Discovery, and On the Marquee. She’s also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (CriticsChoice.com), the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA.org), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS.org), and the Women Film Critics Circle (WFCC.Wordpress.com).
Kristin lives in Columbus, Ohio, with her husband, Paul, and their daughter, Anna. She welcomes questions, comments, and fan mail at kdk@nightsandweekends.com.
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