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NEW BERLINVILLE, PA Following the embarrassing loss of a game of Pictionary on Friday night, a defeated Keith Weinstein announced that the loss was entirely the fault of his partner, Sean Rose.
The two were shamed by opponents Trent Scott and Brian Uzzo, who won the game after Scott speedily guessed that Uzzo was drawing a shower curtain.
“It’s obvious,” stated Weinstein, “that I would have been victorious had it not been for the incompetence of my partner, Sean. He is, in fact, a total dumbass.”
Weinstein then proceeded to produce several pieces of evidence to support his argument.
“Look at this!” he shouted, pointing to one of his drawings. “This is clearly a microwave oven. My partner, on the other hand, was convinced that it was some sort of nuclear weapon.”
Pointing to another picture, he continued. “And look at this! This is my partner’s artistic portrayal of a mailman. His drawing consisted of a stick figure. Upon drawing this stick figure, he continued to circle it and point at it for the remaining fifty seconds, until his time ran out.”
Weinstein then gave several more examples before he finally rested his case and gave his very persuasive closing arguments.
Weinstein and Rose, who have been credited with the Quickest Loss Ever of a Game of Pictionary, managed to move their game piece forward only once during the entire game—when Rose successfully drew a Christmas tree in only thirty-five seconds.
Rose refuses to accept responsibility for the loss, accusing Weinstein of purposely not guessing the right answers. Weinstein has denied all charges.
The team has since decided that, for the sake of maintaining their friendship, they will never play Pictionary together again. Weinstein was satisfied with the agreement and considers the case settled.
Kristin Dreyer Kramer has been writing in some form or another (usually when she was supposed to be doing something else) since the ripe old age of ten—when she, her cousin, and their two Cabbage Patch Dolls formed the Poo Authors’ Club. After a short career in advertising, Kristin got sick of always saying nice things about stuff that didn’t deserve it—so now she spends her days criticizing things, and she’s much happier for it.
Since creating NightsAndWeekends.com in February of 2002, Kristin has spent her life surrounded by piles and piles of books and movies—so many that her office has become a kind of entertainment obstacle course.
As if her writing and editing responsibilities for N&W.com weren’t enough to keep her out of trouble, Kristin also hosts a number of weekly radio shows: Reel Discovery, Shelf Discovery, and On the Marquee. She’s also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (CriticsChoice.com), the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA.org), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS.org), and the Women Film Critics Circle (WFCC.Wordpress.com).
Kristin lives in Columbus, Ohio, with her husband, Paul, and their daughter, Anna. She welcomes questions, comments, and fan mail at kdk@nightsandweekends.com.
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Kristin Dreyer Kramer has been writing in some form or another (usually when she was supposed to be doing something else) since the ripe old age of ten—when she, her cousin, and their two Cabbage Patch Dolls formed the Poo Authors’ Club. After a short career in advertising, Kristin got sick of always saying nice things about stuff that didn’t deserve it—so now she spends her days criticizing things, and she’s much happier for it.
Since creating NightsAndWeekends.com in February of 2002, Kristin has spent her life surrounded by piles and piles of books and movies—so many that her office has become a kind of entertainment obstacle course.
As if her writing and editing responsibilities for N&W.com weren’t enough to keep her out of trouble, Kristin also hosts a number of weekly radio shows: Reel Discovery, Shelf Discovery, and On the Marquee. She’s also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (CriticsChoice.com), the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA.org), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS.org), and the Women Film Critics Circle (WFCC.Wordpress.com).
Kristin lives in Columbus, Ohio, with her husband, Paul, and their daughter, Anna. She welcomes questions, comments, and fan mail at kdk@nightsandweekends.com.
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