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I think it’s about time for a peek into what’s been going on in the world of celebrities.
Hey, great news! Paris Hilton is working on a new record album. And just so you know, Paris says, “I plan to be doing this for a long time…This is something I’m going to be doing when I’m 40 years old. I’m serious about this.”
And here I thought she was going to turn over a new leaf and help the less fortunate.
By the by, it seems Paris extended a party invitation to Victoria Beckham upon her arrival in the States, but The Posh One doesn’t want to be associated with The Heiress, fearing negative consequences to her image in Hollywood.
Speaking of the Beckhams, what exactly is all the fuss about? Is it Victoria, or is it David? She’s beautiful; he’s beautiful. (Quite frankly, he makes me a little nervous with the peroxide-blonde crew cut.) And did you see they’re being featured in the August issue of W magazine? They’re on the cover in their underwear, or bathing suits, or whatever. The inside photos are a tad more risqué and show the couple in all kinds of undress, kissing passionately, sunning themselves atop a car and having an intimate moment in the bedroom. Why? I ask. For the love of God, man, why???
Victoria’s gone blonde, has her own denim line, her own reality show (which Linda Stasi of the New York Post called “an orgy of self-indulgence”), a Hollywood Hills house she’s busy decorating (Victoria calls it a “light, happy house, with a great corridor the kids are going to love when they are roller skating.”) and the Spice Girls are reuniting. Just what Los Angeles needs: two Paris Hiltons. Wait a minute. Roller skating???? ***** Despite her recent stint in rehab, Britney Spears says “I never had a problem. I didn’t go out for a while, and then when I broke up with Kevin, I decided to let my hair down. That’s all.” This statement comes after her boyfriend, a guy named John Sundahl (who was her counsellor in rehab) called Britney a “practicing alcoholic.” You know, this guy has some nerve. Especially after Britney sat by his bedside while he recovered from bowel surgery. Sheesh. ***** Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have matching Yorkshire terrier puppies. Britney took hers to a dance studio, and then out clubbing, because she didn’t want to leave the dog alone. But here’s a question: Who’s minding the kids? Paris brought her Yorkie to a Malibu beach party. Paris and the dog wore matching bikinis. ***** Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell were recently wed. Also attending the wedding were their two dogs, who wore black bow ties. ***** Eva Longoria and Tony Parker got married. They went on a honeymoon. They came back to Beverly Hills and had ice cream. Okay? I’m over it. ***** Lindsay Lohan’s out of rehab. Hey, good luck, Lindsay. The rest of you stay tuned.
