Little Shia Removes the Training Wheels
I hate to say I told you so, but…well, I did.
For months, I’ve been keeping an eye on the exploits of Little Shia LaBeouf, everyone’s favorite Hollywood Bad-Boy-in-Training. But, over the weekend, Little Shia took off the training wheels.
After loitering and unlawful smoking and improper parking, I was pretty sure that Shia’s next crime would be shoplifting a pack of gum. But I was sorely mistaken. This weekend, according to…well, everyone (Ken from E! broke into whatever it was that I was watching at the time to give me the breaking news), Shia LaBeouf was apparently under the influence early Sunday morning when he collided with another vehicle as he was attempting to make a left turn.
Shia’s passenger and the driver of the other car suffered minor injuries, but they’re both fine. Shia, however, was booked and released for the DUI before heading off to the hospital for surgery on his hand.
And so another young star falls in the wacky world of Hollywood. If only Shia had stuck to loitering…
