No, it’s not exactly morning coffee time, but it’s afternoon Diet Pepsi time — so good enough, I say.
In today’s celebrity baby news, word has it that Halle Berry birthed herself (and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry) a (most likely absolutely gorgeous) bouncing baby girl yesterday. News of quirky celeb baby name still to come.
And, in other news, TMZ has announced that Thomas Jane was arrested yesterday for DUI. Now, this may have some of you asking, “Thomas who?” but the story (while being totally unfortunate) kinda cracked me up. You see, Thomas Jane (star of The Mist and husband of Patricia Arquette) has long been a COFCA legend. It all started last summer, when a couple of my colleagues attended Comic-Con. One night, one of them found himself hanging out with a small group of Con-goers who ended up hanging out with a severely intoxicated Thomas Jane as he wandered aimlessly down the street and (if I recall correctly) stopped at some random establishment to drunkenly play the piano. So, yeah…no big surprise with that whole DUI thing.
