Born at base camp 27 on the face of Mount Everest,
Chris knew his life would be one of adventure, danger
and excitement. 29 years later, he is still waiting
for that phase of his life to begin.
Chris has had many jobs in the past: production
manager in a copy shop, graphic designer, assassin,
cafeteria worker, zookeeper, lifeguard, shepherd; but
is currently employed as a writer for a large,
multi-national company developing whatever content
they ask of him.
Believing he needed another challenge to his already
incredibly mundane life, Chris has recently decided to
throw himself into what he hears is the "highly
lucrative" freelance writing market. He plans to write
for a year and take his earnings and buy a flying car,
so he can visit his aunt in Pittsburgh.
Please send any and all comments, hate mail, love
letters, cash and fruit to email@example.com. He
loves all correspondence and will try to answer
everything as sarcastically as possible.