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Scents of Springtime
Ahh, spring, when a homeowner’s fancy turns to—the septic tank. Let me tell, you folks, we at our house were living on borrowed time. Or borrowed plumbing, as it were. I mean, this was serious. We built the house almost eight—count ‘em, eight—years ago, and not once did we empty the septic tank. I don’t know why, really. I guess we just never really thought about it.

I started thinking about the septic tank when the poop pumper [more...]
2008 Summer Movie Preview: No Sunscreen Necessary
The last few months have been pretty rough here in Film Critic Land. So far this year, we’ve been bombarded with a whole bunch of Mad Moneys and Nim’s Islands. And we’ve been rewarded with just a couple of Run Fat Boy [more...]
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