Goes well with: If you live in Maine, Howard Hopkins suggests Maine lobster rolls. Everyone else—tacos with dirty rice. Pages: 104
Every year, around Halloween, exactly three kids disappear in the small town of New Salem, Maine. It’s also around the time the headless paperboy rides his bicycle, throwing flaming newspapers at any kid unlucky enough to get caught out near dark too close to the cemetery. New Salem
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Congratulations for successfully graduating from high school and taking it upon yourself to become one of our nation’s future leaders—which, frankly, we wish you would have done years ago because some of us are tired and ready to pass on the responsibility to others.
To help you through this very exciting time, I’ve decided to give you some Words of Wisdom that I wish I could say my great
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