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Craig was dumped onto the planet Earth in 1983 by a bunch of interstellar pirates when they took a disliking to a comment he made about beards. He has recently evolved into human form, but if you look very closely you can still make out his alien eyebrows.

More recently, he has appeared on the UK cerebral TV show 'University Challenge' (U.S. Equivalent - College Bowl). His team got stuffed, but he came away with his head held high after he answered a question about Marmite correctly on national TV.

He has written for a few unheard-of sites (including his own) and was present at the implosion of -- a site he'd been scribbling for almost since its inception.

He is frequently constipated.
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