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ancestors in October of 2000 with my father's Italian lawyer club.  I traveled there 
with my parents, Uncle John and Auntie Camille, Uncle John and Auntie Marie and my 
friend, Tara. 
 We began our trip in Sorrento, a lovely coastal town in 
southern
Italy.  Our bus took us up steep cliffs and along winding narrow streets to 
our hotel.  The grounds were magnificent with hibiscus, birds of paradise, prickly pear 
cacti, orange, lemon, lime, banana, and coconut trees.  The group was lined up waiting to 
check in, but I was so overwhelmed with the beauty of the place, I couldn't stand still.
 
 Our room was small and retro.  We had a bidet and a lovely view 
of
Mount Vesuvius. We considered the bidet an invaluable prop for our creative 
photography.  In our jet-lagged state, we shot a variety of photos ranging from 
pretending to sip from it as if it were a water fountain, to spitting graceful arcs of 
water across its existing fountain.  Often we would leave it continuously running for 
good feng shui.
 
 The first day’s tour would be a morning trip, return to 
the hotel and then an afternoon trip.  Tara and I decided to sleep in, spend the morning 
exploring and meet up with everyone for the afternoon tour. We slept ravenously, 
awakening once to what sounded exactly like a rooster.  We decided that it couldn't have 
been, since roosters are not nocturnal.  We awoke the next morning to the sun grinning 
happily over the great Mountain of Vesuvius.
 
 It was late October, but as 
warm as a midsummer day.  Church bells chimed and a rooster crowed.  - Perhaps Italian 
roosters were nocturnal. - Birds sang and dogs barked in the distance.  We showered and 
put on shorts and tees.  Then we headed off on our greatest adventure.  Tara wanted to 
shop and I wanted to find a beach.   We would shop first.  Following the vague directions 
from the hotel desk clerk, we went to the street and turned left.
 
 Tiny 
cars were parked along the side of the road.  We walked past quaint little houses with 
wrought iron trellises and lovely gardens.  It seemed that every house had a clothesline 
and Italian laundry was bountiful. Five minutes down the road we found an espresso bar 
and bakery.  We each got some coffee and a pastry to share and enjoyed our breakfast at 
one of the outside tables.
 
 Across the street, a small truck parked in 
front of a three-story apartment building and sounded its horn.  A woman poked her head 
out of a third floor window then lowered a basket on a rope to the driver waiting below.  
He removed an envelope from it, then filled the basket with chestnuts.  When it was full, 
the woman carefully pulled it back up into her window.
 
 After breakfast we 
continued walking and found a florist where I got some blue roses for our room.  The shop 
was on a narrow street lined on either side with steep cliffs.  It was a small, cool, 
windowless round space that seemed to have been constructed by blasting a hole into the 
cliff.  The walls, floors and ceilings were a lovely cool, damp gray.  We took pictures 
with Carmella, the proprietor, before continuing on our walk.
 
 The streets 
grew narrower until the sidewalks disappeared.  Little
Italian cars beeped angrily as 
they passed.  The men in the cars made strange guttural noises.  One man made a gesture 
that I remembered from my childhood, and though I knew not what it meant, I giggled with 
delight.
 
 "Did you see that?"  I asked Tara. She nodded, 
laughing.
 
 "He did this to us!" I said holding my right hand eye level, my 
palm towards my face and my fingers extended with the tips pressed into a tight circle.  
I waved my hand to and fro, trying to perfectly duplicate the gesture while we both 
laughed hysterically.
 
 The street grew narrower and we walked in single 
file behind an old woman who seemed undaunted by the fact that we could feel the wind 
from the vehicles passing us.  A large bus approached and Tara and I cried out in fear 
and flattened our bodies against the cliff rock on the side of the road.  The little old 
lady continued on.
 
 We looked at each other. "We're going to get killed." 
I announced with a calm certainty.
 
 "But the stores are supposed to be down 
this way," she replied.
 
 "Maybe we took a wrong turn, or missed a right 
one," I suggested.
 
 "Let's walk a little further," she 
said.
 
 There seemed to be less activity the further we went.  The little 
cars continued to beep at us, though they ignored the other 
pedestrians.
 
 "I don't think they like us very much," said 
Tara.
 
 "They do seem a bit hostile," I agreed.
 
 "Let's go 
back," she said, and we retraced our path towards the hotel. We returned to our room, put 
the roses in water, and immediately continued on our adventure.
 
 Armed with 
my Italian dictionary, I approached the hotel desk clerk and tried out my favorite new 
word. "Spiaggia?"  I asked.
 
 She pointed to the right and we headed off.  
The street was much wider and felt safer heading in this direction, but the tiny cars 
continued to beep at us.  We passed a cute little restaurant and crossed a bridge 
underneath which was a valley, rich with foliage and dropping to a lovely turquoise 
ocean.  A bit further along, we discovered a pink and white stucco church with a statue 
of the Blessed Virgin Mother in its front garden.  Her hands were in classic prayer 
position and draped with all manner of rosary beads.  She had to be holding at least 50 
if them!
 
 Tara and I were enchanted.  As we were taking her picture, we 
were startled by the church bells.  Another car drove by and beeped just as the church 
bells started ringing.  We turned in time to see everyone in the car make the sign of the 
cross.
 
 "Did you see that?!" asked Tara.
 
 I nodded, 
smiling.
 
 "Are we not supposed to take pictures of Mary?" She sounded 
concerned.
 
 "Of course we are!  Look at her," I said gesturing towards the 
smiling statue, resplendent with a halo of Christmas lights. "How often do you see Mary 
holding all those rosary beads?"  I reasoned.
 
 "True," she 
replied.
 
 Shortly after we passed the Blessed Mother, we reached our 
destination.  To our right was an ancient castle-like structure surrounded by an 
expansive marble plaza.  A tunnel led underneath the center of the castle.  The sign 
above the entrance read, "spiaggia".
 
 "We found it!" I cried excitedly, 
skipping towards the tunnel.
 
 We emerged onto a generous round stone deck 
atop a high cliff.  To our right was a mountain rich with lush tropical foliage and 
peppered with tiny colorful stucco houses.  To our left, a cliff with a medieval style 
hotel carved into it.  It was rockier to the left, but more thickly 
settled.
 
 Directly in front of us was a glorious expanse of turquoise 
ocean, dotted with tiny fishing boats and sparkling in the sunlight.  Either side of the 
deck had a winding stone staircase that led down to a larger deck.
 
 "How 
are we going to get to the spiaggia?" I asked Tara as we walked down the 
stairs.
 
 "I don't know," she replied.
 
 The view was 
magnificent and we took many pictures. I leaned over the stone wall, looked down and saw 
the tiny black-sand spiaggia to our left.
 
 "There it is!"  I cried happily, 
pointing to the distant little patch of sand.  "We must get there somehow so I can put my 
feet in the
Italian ocean."
 
 "Christine, how are we going to get down 
there?" asked Tara.
 
 I looked around and noticed a big, dark tunnel behind 
us.  A sign above the entrance read, "spiaggia."  I pointed to 
it.
 
 "That's how." I replied, feeling like a great 
discoverer.
 
 "It's dark in there and the beach is really far down.  It has 
to be at least a mile," she said.
 
 "I know, but it will be a great workout. 
 Besides, this is how the
Italians do it.  Surely they wouldn't have it here if it 
wasn't safe," I reasoned.
 
 "I'm not going in there," she 
said.
 
 "Okay, but I have to.  It will be my greatest Italian 
adventure.
You wait here; I'll run down, put my feet in the water and run right back 
up.  I won't be long," I promised.
 
 "Christine, don't go in there.  It's 
dark.  What if something happens?" She asked with concern.
 
 "What could 
happen?  The Italians do this all the time." I said.
She didn't seem comforted. 
"Well, if I'm not back in twenty minutes, or if you hear me scream, just go get help." I 
continued.
 
 Her eyes widened. "But don't worry, nothing is going to 
happen." I said reassuringly. "I'll be right back," I said and started into the 
cave.
 
 "Wait," said my friend. "I can't let you go in there alone.  First, 
let's take pictures of each other.  We can stand inside the entrance and make faces like 
we're really scared," she suggested. God bless her.
 
 "You don't have to 
go.  I'll be right back.  I promise," I said, feeling guilty.
 
 "I am not 
letting you go in there alone," she insisted.
 
 We took our looking-scared 
pictures then entered the big dark cave.
There was Italian graffiti on the inside 
walls and footlights so we could see where we were walking.  We traveled down little 
ramps and winding stone staircases.
 
 "What if there are bats?" asked 
Tara.
 
 "Don't worry, they're more afraid of us than we are of them.  But 
if they're not, maybe we could catch one and keep it as our little hotel room pet," I 
suggested.
 
 "I don't think the Italian maids would appreciate that," she 
replied.
 
 Our voices echoed over the sound of the waves crashing outside of 
our mountain.  About ½ way down we saw sunlight.  There was a window in the cliff tunnel 
and we stopped to check out the view.
 
 We continued on and found a 
miniature statue of the Blessed Mother perched in another cliff window.  Tara waited with 
Her and within earshot, while I descended the last two flights of stairs to the spiaggia. 
 It was nearly as small as it appeared from above, and the cliff shaded it from the sun.  
The sand was black and coarse, but the water was clean and deliciously 
warm.
 
 We climbed back up, returned to the hotel and relaxed by the pool, 
exploring the gardens surrounding it. Soon the group returned.  Anne joined us.  My Dad 
worked with her husband years ago and I've known her since I was a 
kid.
 
 "Hey Anne, how was your morning?" I asked.
 
 "Nice.  We 
went to a church and then to some shops.  What did you girls do?"
 
 Tara and 
I shared the story of our adventure. "Hey, I'll bet you would know.  What does this 
mean?" I asked Anne, showing her my new Italian gesture.
 
 "You'd better 
ask your father that, honey,"  Anne replied with a faint smile.
 
 Our 
pretty, young tour guide, Tiziana joined us and asked Tara and me about our morning.  We 
told her of our travels.
 
 "The only weird thing was, cars kept beeping at 
us," Tara said. Tiziana smiled knowingly.  "Were you wearing what you're wearing now?" 
she asked. We nodded.
 
 "That's why.  Everyone dresses up more in Italy 
than you do in America," she explained.
 
 "But it's 90 degrees out!" I 
replied.
 
 "Yes, but we are in winter here," she told us.
 
 My 
father joined us. "Hey Dad, what does this mean?" I asked him demonstrating my new 
Italian gesture and having a pretty good idea by now of what the answer would 
be.
 
 "It means you're stupid.  What's wrong with you?  Don't you know 
any better?" he asked.
 
 Tara and I looked at each other. "Well I guess the 
natives aren't very friendly," I said.
 
 "I guess not," she 
replied.
 
 "That's unfortunate because it's way too hot out.  I'm still 
going to wear my shorts," I said defiantly.
 
 "So am I," she 
replied.
 
 We were rebels in a foreign land.
 
 
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