My son Danny got a $20 gift card
from his aunt for his birthday. It was one of those mall gift cards, but you could use it
anywhere VISA was accepted. One morning, I told the kids we had to go to the store to get
chlorine tablets for the pool. We headed for the local Ben Franklin, a combination
hardware/craft/variety store. Danny brought his gift card with him in case he saw
something he wanted to buy. When we got in the store, the kids took off to look at the
toys and games. I picked up the chlorine tablets and browsed around. I knew the kids
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After a time, Danny came running up to me as I was
looking at batteries. "Mom! Mom! I found what I want! Come on!" He headed to the back of
"What?" I asked as I followed him, thinking the last thing this
kid needs is another toy. But he led me past the toys and continued past the kitchen
items. I realized he was heading to the pet department. Oh no, I thought.
"Here! Right here!" Danny said excitedly. "This is what I
I peered into the cage and a guinea pig peered
"I have my own money!" Danny was jumping up and down. "I have $20,
and it's only $14.99!"
I looked down at the excited little boy. We had
two dogs, two cats and miscellaneous fish at home. The last thing we needed was another
animal. My husband would go nuts. He didn't want the two cats and one of the dogs -
those were mine.
"I don't think so, Dan," I said. "I don't think it's a
good idea. The cats might get it."
"No, no, they won't! Please! I really
want it," Danny begged.
Well, I did the only thing I could do. The only
thing any self-respecting mother would do at that moment. I pulled out my cell phone,
dialed a number and handed the phone to the kid. "Ask your father," I said.
Danny pressed the phone to his ear.
After a few seconds he handed the phone back. "Dad wants to talk to you,"
he said. I figured as much.
To make a long story short, after several
moments of lamenting about how many animals we had, my husband finally agreed that Danny
could get the guinea pig and extracted several unconvincing promises from the kid that he
would take care of it, clean the cage, etc. So the guinea pig, christened "Jake," was
boxed up to go home with us.
"Hey! That's not fair!" my son Jimmy
protested. "I want one, too!" Well, what are you going to do? I figured one guinea pig,
two guinea pigs, what's the difference?
"They don't have any more," I
told him. "I'll tell you what. We'll go to the pet shop across the street and see if
they have any over there." So off we went to the pet store.
around, examining the bunnies and the one guinea pig in residence. Danny waited
impatiently. "CAN WE PLEASE GO HOME NOW! MY GUINEA PIG'S IN THE CAR, AND IT'S GONNA
"It's not going to die, Danny," I assured him.
Jimmy finally decided on a hamster.
in luck," the sales lady crowed. "You get a free hamster with the purchase of a
Oh, joy. Of course, the cage we chose as the most cat-proof and
suitable for the hamster cost $40.00. (Danny's guinea pig was going to live in an old
aquarium tank we had in the basement.) We went home with the $14.99 guinea pig and the
free hamster with the $40 cage.
After arriving home, the kids took their
new pets upstairs while I dug the old aquarium tank out of the basement and cleaned it. I
heard footsteps scuffling overhead and loud, panicked whispers. "Where did it go?" one
kid said to the other. I continued to clean the tank, deciding I didn't want to know
what got loose, why or where.
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